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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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