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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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