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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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