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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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