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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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