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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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