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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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