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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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