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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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