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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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