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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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