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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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