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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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