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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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