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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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