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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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