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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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