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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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