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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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