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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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