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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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