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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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