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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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