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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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