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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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