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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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