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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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