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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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