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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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