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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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