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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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