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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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