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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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