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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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