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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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