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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮
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