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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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