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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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