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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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