Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.