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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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