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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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