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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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