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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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