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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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