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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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