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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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