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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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