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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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