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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺
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