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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊
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