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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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