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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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