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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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