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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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